The Little Blue Door

This is how my day started;

5:50AM
Farley Crying
Malcolm - (stumbling into my bedroom) Mommy Farley is crying.
Me - Sorry Malcolm for waking you up (fumble my way to F's room to pick him up)
Me - (Returning to my bed to nurse Farley, as Malcolm is crawling into my bed) Where is Daddy?
Malcolm - He's sitting in the bathroom spitting.
Me - What?
Malcolm - He's in the bathroom spitting.
Me - (figuring out what is really going on) Is he spinny?
Malcolm - No Spitting.  He's sPitting.  Not Spinning. (I'm sure there was some duh sighs or rolling of eyes too)

END SCENE

So Ashley Woke up with a leg cramp, walked to the bathroom to pee, got a dizzy spell and fell/laydown on the bathroom floor just before breaking-out in a cold sweat.  Not the way I want to start the day, but everyone did go back to bed for a little bit and the 2nd time was much better (and later).