Favorite Malcolmisms

When I grow up, big like Daddy, my name is going to be Daddy.

I have a great idea. Lets go Camping!

Me: Malcolm What are you doing?
Malcolm: I'm just... reading a book
I'm just... playing eggy
I'm just... spitting water on the floor (He has not figured out lying yet)

Whenever he is correcting someone or someone has said something he does not want to its; 'Sorry Mommy, it says leaped not leapt'
'Sorry Daddy, I don't want to go to the toilet'
'Sorry, you can have one of Selda's cookies'